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Thursday, June 29, 2006

the devil (in prada) made me do it.

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i just couldn't help myself. i logged onto the view's web site to see how they were profiling star jones reynolds. and i found this. she sure is getting and giving the star treatment now.

do you think that she is sending herself an email today?

i am absolutely going back to work now. i promise.

posted by kq @ 11:43 AM

2 Comments:

At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey sister girlfriend [z-snaps here]--

Star Jones Reynolds is going through a lot right now. I mean, really: BW just dropped an anvil on her, for goodness sake.

Don't make it harder on her by announcing on your blawg that you "are almost done with that chapter, except for the tinkering."

Back when SJR was Fat-and-Likeable, she was more like Yoda. And let's remember Yoda: "Chapter is either done or is not done: there is no tinker."

Okay, so the above was obviously the kind of segue one sees in a typical Yale dissertation. But...

We all want you to finish! Mostly because it will be a triumph and blah-de-blah, but also so we can start the race to be the first to borrow from The Griffin and refer to you as "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman."

This is all.

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jss totally stole my post-dissertation joke about dr. quinn.

have to agree with everyone when i exhort you not to tinker. put it away.

 

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