neologisms

i really enjoyed the future dictionary of america. so much i would like to author entries myself. here's one i came up with the other day.

condimentia. /n/ the confused and disoriented condition when confronted with an array of toppings for your entree. "At the cookout, I slipped into condimentia because I was overwhelmed by the array of various mustards, ketchups, pickles, and other special sauces."